so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
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