When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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