Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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