I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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