I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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