Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
My dick has a subreddit
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize