Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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