I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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