And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
This is not my ceiling
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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