I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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