If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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