i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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