You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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