If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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