So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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