and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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