I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
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Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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