Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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