But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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