I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
so much tequila, so little girl.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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