Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
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