I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i came on her dog
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
