i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
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