thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Randomize
