On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
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