How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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