You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
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