Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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