He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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