Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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