I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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