I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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