There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
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