M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
well, you know. whores of a feather.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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