quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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