have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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