Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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