Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
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