I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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