What did we do last night that was yellow?
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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