If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Randomize