She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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