I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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