did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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