Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
This is the high leading the old right now
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
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