i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
You're completely useless in the revolution.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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