O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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