just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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