Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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