i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I think I just sharted jello shots
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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