HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
