I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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