Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
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