Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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