Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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