ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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