The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Randomize
