I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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