used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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