I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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